Pee!
(parody of Taylor Swift's, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together")
I remember when you said, "No more diapers."
Running 'round withouth anything on -- hyper.
You're watching me to see if I am acting funny,
Dancing, or crossing my legs.
What!?
You grabbed me up and put me on this thing -- the potty.
"I think I'm gonna fall in and get wet, Mommy."
I liked it better when you'd lie me down and change me.
You'd wipe up, I'd stand up, you'd hug me -- You love me.
Now, Oooooo -- I'm feeling kind of strange inside.
And, Oooooo -- I don't know just what to do, but I can't move -- I'm calling you!
Pee! My pants, the floor, the door,
Your important letters.
Pee! My hands, the wall, the hall,
Your favorite sweater.
You can talk to Daddy. You can tell him what you see.
When I pee! The world is so much better, better... but my clothes are wetter.
Much wetter.
Me and Mommy went out to the store -- shopping.
Took me potty when we first walked in the door -- stopping,
Every 20 minutes, sometimes more to make sure I didn't have to go.
But, Ooooo -- The cart is almost full right now.
And, Ooooo -- There's a yellow puddle on the ground.
Pee! Some people stop and stare -- but I feel better.
Pee! I got some in your hair -- don't smell your sweater.
You can tell the grocer, "Need a cleanup on aisle 3."
When I pee! The word is so much better, better... but my clothes are wetter.
Oooo -- Stare.
Oooo -- Hair.
Oooo -- Oh oh oh
I try not to pee; Try to hold it forever, ever.
But the floor's fine with me; In the corner is better.
So, my Dad was like, "Do you me to put you in diapers?"
And I was like, "Yeah."
And he was all, "You have to use the potty -- like, forever."
Pee! The mat, your hat, the cat, and our Irish setter.
Pee! I wet where you just sat -- sorry about your sweater.
You can probably wear it, but that ain't no guarantee.
'Cause when I pee! The world is so much better, better.
But my clothes are wetter.
Oooo
But your clothes are wetter
Oooo
Just throw out your sweater
You can talk to teachers, talk to doctors, talk to me
But when I pee! The world is so much better, better... and my clothes are wetter.
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